Noobs Want to Live

This one is for players who like testing builds and don't mind losing a few runs to find a silly combo. The mood is light and a bit chaotic: the heroes are cut out of cardboard, and monsters go down under fireballs and black holes. Why grab it: - Your first runs go to figuring out which skills work together, and why sometimes a weak-looking ability is the better pick. - There's a lot of heroes, and each plays differently, from the sword master to the summoner and the huge yellow dog who makes gold. - The synergies are yours to discover, with no hand-holding, and it feels great when you finally see how a build clicked. - Meta progression through talent points makes runs gradually easier, so even failed attempts leave something useful behind. After payment you get a Steam activation key for the Global region, and it appears right on your order page on the site. Buy the Noobs Want to Live key here, and activation takes about a minute. We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least! Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some! Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today? Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both. Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!