An alt girl for skoof

This is a first-person visual novel about a forty-something guy who never married, carries some extra weight, is losing his hair, and has very firm opinions about the world. It is ironic, crude in places, and built on internet humor, so it suits people who enjoy dark jokes and a story that laughs at itself. The highlights: - The first hours go to picking which of the three girls you spend time with, and to seeing how different answers shift the conversations. - The game is short, but it has at least five endings, so a second run for the other finales won't feel like a chore. - The protagonist's inner voice keeps up a stream of commentary that will feel familiar to anyone who has spent time on forums and comment sections. - The whole game is in Russian, with no English version, so check that you're comfortable with that before buying. To buy An alt girl for skoof as a Steam gift, send your Steam quick invite link after payment. The bot will add you as a friend and send the game to your account as a gift. It works for any Steam region. You don’t have a wife, you’re well over forty, your worldview is firmly formed, but there is no happiness in your life? Don’t worry, you just need to remember your Skoofuslugi password, and in a few clicks you can get your rightful alt girl! Immersive first-person skoof simulator in a visual novella format, cobbled together within one month - it’s the best you can get in this genre with this amount of money. Okay, you can find better things. You’re right. By the way, what’s “immersive”? SKOOF - In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc. (Urban Dictionary) ALTOOSHKA - literally means alt girl, but in more Russian way. Alt girls are supposed to be girls that wear alternative fashion (goth, emo, etc.), listen to non-mainstream music, and are usually left winged. Game features: - It’s the first game about skoofs and alt girls. - Feel like a forty year old unmarried man, overweight and lacking hair. - It’s a unique experience and a short but high-quality immersion. - The authors of the game are comic book writer Vitaliy Terletski and viral anime videos creator RIKANI. - The composer is Nikita Kryukov (‘Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk’). - Three alt girl to choose from, almost to everyone’s taste. - The inner voice of the main character is dubbed by Prophet Sunboy (a real one). - A diverse choice system which doesn’t make much difference in the end. - At least 5 (five) different endings.