Bum Simulator

This one is for players who enjoy a messy, irreverent world with dark humor and no real rules. You play as a homeless guy trying to get through each day: scavenging food, dodging rival gangs, and somehow making it to nightfall. The mood is silly and a bit absurd, but behind the jokes there is a storyline that surprises you more than you would expect. The highlights: - Early on, your time goes to building a cardboard base, scavenging for materials, and figuring out how to fend off a gang that does not want visitors. - Your shopping cart Karl quickly becomes a character of his own. You haul everything on him and grow attached sooner than you think. - Mixing the booze and substances you find on the street gives wildly unpredictable results, and some experiments are just funny. - Crafting, potted vegetables, and upgrading the pigeon coop make for a long loop where a couple of hours disappear fast. The purchase works as a Steam gift: to buy Bum Simulator Steam gift, send your quick invite link, and the bot will add you as a friend and send the game to your account. Bum Simulator is a sandbox game bursting with inappropriate humor and memorable characters. Apart from day-to-day survival, you can enjoy many unique features: You can throw pigeons at people and watch as the panic ensues. Not fun enough? Upgrade your birds with explosives and let chaos reign. Still not satisfied? Wait until you see the fully upgraded pigeonado skill… Mix alcohol with stuff you found on the ground to create powerful mixtures. Drink them (if you dare) to get a boost, or throw them at your enemies for a devastating effect. Every bum needs a shopping cart of their own. Yours is named Carl and he’s your trusty mobile inventory. Also, he’s your best friend (no, really). You’ll learn to love him - we promise! Mutant sewer rat people from the ’80s? Mentally unstable clown with a hook for a hand? A bored rich man telling you to punch random people on the street? We have them all, and then some! You’ll meet them all while following the insane storyline (yes, this game has an actual story!) Day-to-day survival can be exhausting, so why not take a break and get some shut-eye in a cozy shelter? Conquer, construct, and customize your cardboard bases to your heart’s content. However, remember to build some defenses as the rival bum gang raids are inevitable! Crafting makes your life easier. Collect materials and process them to get upgrades and expansions to your base. Tired of searching for food? Construct pots and plant some vegetables. Need stronger pigeons? Better upgrade that coop. Scavenging for scrap got boring? Recruit other bums to do the dirty work for you. With enough work, you can build a truly self-sustainable bum base! Hear ye, hear ye! Every character in the game is fully voiced. Each line of dialogue oozes emotion and personality, which makes the game's storyline and atmosphere even gross… er… more engrossing! Embrace the inner Bum. The streets of Bumsville await.