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Nerd Simulator is a short, humorous point-and-click adventure you can finish in one evening. Help forty-year-old Mervin move out of his mom’s house by taking absurd jobs and getting into even more absurd trouble.

If you enjoy short, absurd stories you can finish in a single evening, this one is worth your time. It runs on dark humor and on a main character who keeps making the worst possible choices, one after another. What you'll like: - The first hours go to clicking on everything: objects, people, walls, and almost every click leads somewhere unexpected. - Side jobs like mowing lawns or cleaning toilets come as short mini-games, and they're more addictive than they sound. - Beyond the main story, Mervin's room and his command computer hide extra surprises worth searching for. - It's a complete adventure rather than an endless project, so the story ends when it should. The purchase works as a Steam gift: send the bot your friend invite link, and it adds you as a friend and sends the game to your account. Buy Nerd Simulator as a Steam gift here, with no extra setup on your end. Nerd Simulator is a short, humorous point-and-click adventure for one evening. Meet Mervin: he’s forty years old, has no savings, no plans for the future, and a mom who expects rent every single week. About the Game Your goal is simple: help Mervin earn enough money to finally move out of his mom’s house. Click everything that can be clicked, talk to the local weirdos, and take on jobs no sensible person would ever put on their résumé. The road to independence leads through casinos, suspicious cryptocurrencies, and friendships with even shadier characters. Every one of Mervin’s ideas sounds bad, and most of them end even worse. Sometimes, however, you have to do some honest work. Mow lawns, scrub toilets, sort garbage, and complete other absurd jobs presented as short mini-games. Short on rent money? Dance at a strip club. Lost everything? Challenge your mom to a fistfight. In Mervin’s life, every problem has a solution - usually a very stupid one. Between disasters, visit the gym, paint something, or befriend a goldfish. After all, Mervin needs a moment to recover from the consequences of his own decisions. Wackyngton is not a normal place. You’ll meet over-the-top characters, hear dialogue dripping with dark humor, and experience situations that leave you with only one question: “WTF?!” What’s Inside? - A short, focused point-and-click adventure designed for a single evening - A mix of 2D and 3D tasks, Mervin’s interactive room, and his command center - a computer running Doors XD - A series of short mini-games inspired by Mervin’s most ridiculous jobs and side hustles - Simple management of Mervin’s needs: sleep, hunger, and bladder - Room customization and light progression elements - Dialogue packed with dark humor and a cast of bizarre, over-the-top characters - Additional activities such as working out, painting, and other absurd hobbies - A small story-driven comedy interspersed with mini-games Nerd Simulator is a small game about a big nerd - a short, weird, and unapologetically stupid adventure for one evening.

System requirements

Minimum: - Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system - OS: Windows 10 - Processor: Intel Core i5 - Memory: 4 GB RAM - Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 - DirectX: Version 11 - Storage: 2 GB available space Recommended: - Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system - OS: Windows 10 - Processor: Intel Core i5 - Memory: 8 GB RAM - Graphics: GeForce GTX 1080 - DirectX: Version 11 - Storage: 3 GB available space

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Genre
Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Simulation
Platform
Steam

Where to get the link?
  1. Open Steam and go to "Friends" -> "Add a Friend"
  2. In the "Quick Invite Link" section, click "Copy"
  3. Paste the link here. It is one-time use: create a new one for each order
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4.48 USD

Order information
Genre
Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Simulation
Platform
Steam

Where to get the link?
  1. Open Steam and go to "Friends" -> "Add a Friend"
  2. In the "Quick Invite Link" section, click "Copy"
  3. Paste the link here. It is one-time use: create a new one for each order
+5

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