Paddle Paddle Paddle

This one is for people who enjoy getting annoyed at themselves and laughing about it at the same time. You climb into a boat on a river of lava, and every stroke of the paddle decides whether you reach the far bank or end up back in the fire. The mood is lively and a little mean, and that works well here. The highlights: - The first hours go to learning to keep a rhythm with both paddles. It looks simple until you start mixing up the sides. - You can row alone, or invite a friend and shout at the paddle together when it suddenly stops listening. - There is one level, but it is huge, with several biomes and checkpoints you can switch on when you are tired of starting over. - Keys can be remapped, so you can set up controls that feel comfortable. You can buy Paddle Paddle Paddle on Steam here: send us your Steam quick invite link, and we add you as a friend and send the game as a gift to your account. A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey-at least you’ll look ridiculous trying. Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more. At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not. This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either: - Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god - Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much. - Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.) - High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug) - Local & Online Co-op - destroy friendships from anywhere! - Speedrun Timer - for those who hate themselves - One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!) - Input Rebinding - because your keyboard will suffer - Settings with mercy - toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little Hi! I’m Mateo - I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month. I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.