Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

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Supported languages

English

Activation platform

Steam

Simulation

Single-player

Steam Achievements

Full controller support

Steam account region *

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Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

This is a dark comedy about trading on a galactic market, and if you enjoy absurd ideas delivered with a straight face, it will hit the spot. The mood is cynical and funny at the same time, and every deal gets a grin out of you. What hooks you: - Your first sessions go to figuring out how the bets rise and fall, and why strangers' babies suddenly look like a smart investment. - The format is compact, but the mini-campaigns throw different situations at you, so it doesn't get stale fast. - It works both for a single evening and for arguing with friends about the right strategy. - The arcade presentation keeps the satire on finance light and lively, without the lecture. To buy Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator as a Steam gift, just send your quick invite link. The bot will add you as a friend and send the game as a gift to your account. In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery! Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time. This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed. Features - Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society. - Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets. - An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe. - A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you. - An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. - Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk. - The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.

System requirements

Minimum: - OS: 10 - Processor: @ 2GHz - Memory: 4 GB RAM - Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000 - Storage: 2 GB available space - Sound Card: Please.

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